Dent Inn - International Standard Dentist and Dental Clinic in Kathmandu, Nepal.

Visit the Dentist at Dent Inn Dental Clinic for a Healthier Way to a Beautiful Smile
Dent Inn - The Dental Clinic
 

Patient Care

Humour

Collections from Web:

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want anesthesia because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ???
"The Dentist will see you now."

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Donít worry, it's my first extraction too.

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

Young lady to father: "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "
Father:"Dentist"
Young lady: "Why father ?"
Father: "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair...try them." The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock cricket day-night game.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnít nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."    

A young Dentist had just started his own Clinic. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office. Wishing to appear the "busy dentist", the gentleman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone.

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.
"This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

Man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Woman:
"Because they gleam and sparkle"
Man: "No, because they come out at night!"

Actual Names of Practicing Dentists
Dr.Pullman, Dr.Filler, Dr.Fear, Dr.Rensch (pronounced wrench), Dr.Pick, Dr.Tusk, Dr. Drewel (pronounced "drool"), Dr.Tucek (2thChk), Dr.Chu, Dr.Shugar, Dr.Pic, Dr.Pang, Dr.Butcher, Dr.Harm, Dr.Hurter, Dr.Toothaker, Dr.Lynch,Dr.Root, Dr.Nasti, Dr.Paine/Payne/Pain (15 entries but notably Dr.Daryl B Payne = "There Will Be Pain"),Dr.Smiley, Dr.Schotz, Dr.Hale (pronounced "hell" in southern), Dr.Bliss, Dr.Lancit, Dr.Gager, Dr. Eke

An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked.
"Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next 50 years." the dentist beamed.
To which she replied, "What will they do without me?"

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied... "Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.
Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed.
I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too."
When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained,
"Oh, that was just my Mother."

Ask a Question

About
Your Problem
or the Clinic

Dental
Tourism

Save on Dentistry while in Nepal

Dental Clinic Tour

Sign up for our
Smile Newsletter


For Appointments,

Call (977-1) 4169141

write to info@dent-inn.com
or drop by our Dental Clinic at
Heritage Plaza II, Kamaladi, Kathmandu, Nepal.
[ Map ]

Opening Hours
10:00 AM till 7:00PM, Sunday to Friday.


What our patients say about the dentist and dental clinic.

[ More ]

Doctor was good while treating with the patient. The hospitality was excellent and was very familiar. I suggest others to do the treatment from Dent-Inn.

- Bijendra Shrestha